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bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

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there’s a military base near me that automatically turns off phone signal and bluetooth when you drive by, which means that it shuts my music off like really who the fuck does the american government think it is

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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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(Source: gvccieyelids)

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restodruids:

Klimt’s “The Kiss” by Alice Kendall

SO GOOD

(Source: wonderlandtattoospdx)

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What You Crave vs What You Need

    Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
    Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
    Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
    Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
    Cookies: Freudian psychology.
    Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
    Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
    Ice: The sweet release of death.
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livebetterandlaugh:

If it involves mountains, breakfast food, coffee or campfires- I’m in. 

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homeruchan:

I hope the porn blogs following me are learning a lot about social justice

lumichi replied to your post: the girl who just moved into my old ap…

I COULD TELL

THE. HELL.

YOU DON’T NEED THAT POWER

I NEED THAT POWER